Riddle me

How much dirt is in a hole exactly one foot deep and one foot across?

None. A hole is empty.

What is plowed but not planted?

Snow

What did Columbus see on his right hand when he discovered America?

Five fingers.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Why was the skeleton a coward?

Because he had not guts.

If a man were born in in Greece, raised in Spain, came to America, and died in San Francisco, what is he?

Dead

Hope you thought some of these were funny
Teesh